To the Logical Conclusion

If it wasn't for the last minute, i'd never get anything done

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“The Illinois Tollway has activated its fleet of 182 snowplows.”

tzikeh:
"If we can't protect the town, you can be damned well sure we'll shovel it!"
Sam:
"Take away the snow plow and what are you?"
tzikeh:
"That man is doing donuts! Thought we wouldn't notice--but we did."
Sam:
"I tend not to worry about snow. I'm Russian."
tzikeh:
"You and I remember Snowpocalypse very differently."
Sam:
"There is no snow like me." "There is always snow like you."
tzikeh:
"Puny snow."
Sam:
"In my youth, I courted storms."
tzikeh:
"Have you got a snowsuit?" "Yeah...." "Then SNOWSUIT UP."
Sam:
"My name is Loki, and I am burdened with glorious shovels."
tzikeh:
"I'll need a distraction, and a snowball."
Sam:
"It's more than knowledge. It's SNOW."

Filed under lol Avengers snow puns but not really